If they were provided to me, I would wear (in public) a tee-shirt that says "Wm.™" and pants that say "HUMPY!" Then when all the people in the public domain kept asking me about them all interested and curious-like, I would hand them a Mercury and go "Yeah that dude! Check out his shit! ... also look at that event description, I wrote that a month ago." Then I would pimp the Blogtizzle, of course. Then as I walked away from all those people in the public, I would sing a song about you, possibly accompanying myself on the tambourine if I happen to have it around.
I don't clean out garages or stuff (remember how I didn't change your tire?) but I am good at eating pastries.
Can I just be a hype man? I'll totes wander around saying my catch phrase, which for the time being since I haven't had time to think about it at all and decided to just steal one from 'Community' will be "POP POP!"
Steve! I'm just trying to tell you I like-like you and you keep shitting on it! But I'll probably bring you oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies next week anyway.
I would pretend to be a hooker and then when the penises would come out, I would laugh at them and say "HAHAHA! Wm. Steven Humphrey has a better penis than yours, it's on display in the Mercury, check it out." And then I would run away with their money.
...I'm not really sure how this will promote Wm. Steven Humphrey, but at least I will get money out of it.
I don't clean out garages or stuff (remember how I didn't change your tire?) but I am good at eating pastries.
...I'm not really sure how this will promote Wm. Steven Humphrey, but at least I will get money out of it.