While you're at it, that old building just south of Paranoid Park is for sale for $4.95 million. A whole building! Old! And big! "The Mercury Building" has a nice ring to it, and only 5 mil!
@Todd: I would gladly pay $5 to pee off of most things.
Maybe WW needs a dog walker. And then I could pee on trees, and blame it on the dog. And then Bruce would get arrested for public urination, and then we wouldn't have to drown him in the river. BWAAHAHAHA.
What's a write off, you ask? You know, you just write it off!
If Blogtown does buy the Willamette, they should rename it the Mercury. And then ceremonially drown that stupid corgi Bruce. While we all pee in it.
Maybe WW needs a dog walker. And then I could pee on trees, and blame it on the dog. And then Bruce would get arrested for public urination, and then we wouldn't have to drown him in the river. BWAAHAHAHA.
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