Portland Mar 3, 2011 at 5:14 pm

How Much Is That Piñata in the Window?

Jenna Lechner
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Are you sure this isn't a vending machine in Tokyo?
Tommy on March 3, 2011 at 9:57 PM Report this
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While you're there, don't forget to visit Lady Secrets next door! What are Lady Secrets? They'll never tell!

But they have something to do with red nylon and fake boas.
warmgray9 on March 4, 2011 at 7:04 AM Report this
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"What's yours?"

WHY, A PENIS OF COURSE
ScrumYummy on March 4, 2011 at 11:39 AM Report this
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I LOVE BASHING THE SHIT OUT OF PENISES
ScrumYummy on March 4, 2011 at 11:39 AM Report this

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