Poll Mar 3, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Model Gets Tit Snake Bit

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Don't you understand Hebrew? It was more like "AUUUUUUUUUIGH! IT BITE-A THE TEETEE! ONLY I, EL GRAN PUTAMADRE, CAN BITE-A THE TEETEE! SAVE IT, SAVE IT, SAVE-A THE TEETEE!"

BTW, did you notice the "related video" about the Israel Defense Force's new "snake robot"? It looks kind of like a giant, crawling turd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-dzZBa6TQE…
Todd Mecklem on March 3, 2011 at 2:46 PM Report this
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Yeah, no one's going to top Salma Hayek's "From Dusk Til Dawn" bit.
tk. on March 3, 2011 at 3:59 PM Report this
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I think the floozy was pretty forgiving, all things considered. She seemed relatively unfazed by the whole episode. Is it just prudes who are scared of snakes?
MeadowlarkLemon on March 3, 2011 at 4:01 PM Report this
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It might be the first case where the snake is poisoned from its bite.
Annie on March 4, 2011 at 1:45 AM Report this
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Rumor is someone's already scouting storefront locations for a brand-new body piercing parlor out near 82nd and Powell.

They're going to have a snake theme.

Who says modern media can't influence?
Samuel John Klein on March 4, 2011 at 4:25 PM Report this

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