Of the week? This was going around like THREE weeks ago. That's like 5.7 years in internet time.

I'm.. such a buzzkill. Someone slap me. Sorry.

Props to Dean Kamen, genius inventor of the ISB (invisible streaker barrier).

@PDXwahine:
"The crocodile will change not a word of the vomit that gushed from his cranium."
-- Lautréamont

Thank you, I needed to see that from the cave I live in :)

@Todd Good lord, I felt bad until I got Blanchot quoted at me. Now I realize the pretentiousness does need some pricking and feel fucking fine.