That show makes me cut myself.

Probably easier and cheaper to cast a show about winos, "I Didn't Know I Had To Go Until My Pants Were Full of Shit."

@Todd -- they are all reenactments. All you have to do is go to a town without planned parenthood to get the stories.

Ah, but the question that prompted such an answer...?

Which show hasn't featured Charlie Sheen this week?

(Sadly this was proven untrue, Charlie actually DID give birth this week, proving that he IS winning in every possible way.)