Sex Mar 10, 2011 at 10:28 am

SLLOTD: The Birthday Party

Dan Savage
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1
Man, I wish I had problems like this one.
zeke_denaughty on March 10, 2011 at 10:45 AM Report this
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Maybe there's a Hallmark card for that. "Happy Birthday!" Then, on the inside, "Sorry, I'm just not into orgies."
tk. on March 10, 2011 at 11:29 AM Report this
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tk. gets my vote for comment of the week!
Ginny on March 10, 2011 at 11:56 AM Report this
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You can support you friend by doing a quick pop in because you have an event to attend. If they are close enough that you must be there, you can stay dressed and not get into the play by tending bar or becoming a safer sex fairy.
Rosy on March 11, 2011 at 1:02 AM Report this

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