Ethics Mar 10, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Whose Desk Drawer Would You Like to Snoop Inside?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Back to article

Comments

1
I voted Ezra because I might be able to score tickets.

Tickets to what? Who knows!
tk. on March 10, 2011 at 2:31 PM Report this
2
Oh god.
Alison Hallett on March 10, 2011 at 2:35 PM Report this
3
smirk is too boring for this to be funny. Courtney is a weirdo; there might be lulz in her desk.
Graham on March 10, 2011 at 2:40 PM Report this
4
I voted for Alison because I suspect she has been stealing all my lip balms when I am too drunk to notice.
kiala on March 10, 2011 at 2:41 PM Report this
5
Just to clarify... "Snoop in their drawers" isn't a euphemism for "get in their pants," right?
nerdliness on March 10, 2011 at 2:45 PM Report this
6
I have some sweet stuff in my desk! I just rooted through there to see if there's anything I should remove before the poll ends and found a bunch of candy.
s.mirk on March 10, 2011 at 2:46 PM Report this
7
Huh, Kiala, I also had similar reasons for voting for Alison. Maybe now I'll finally figure out where my earmuffs went.
alisonsroommate on March 10, 2011 at 2:47 PM Report this
8
wait, what? sarah got to pre-clean her desk?

I call shenanigans.
Alison Hallett on March 10, 2011 at 2:51 PM Report this
9
I have a draw filled with nothing but pug clothing. That said, vote Mirk!
ezra on March 10, 2011 at 2:53 PM Report this
10
@Kiala You fool, it was me all along! I have the lip balms! All of them!
Ben Coleman on March 10, 2011 at 3:01 PM Report this
11
Argh, I read Ezra's comment too fast, and voted for him.
I was expecting to see butt plugs, and not 'nothing but pug clothing'.
Rusty! on March 10, 2011 at 3:19 PM Report this
12
I thought we were snooping in people's drawers, not their desks. BOO TO THAT.

Does the intern get a desk, or one of those folding card tables the kids eat at during Thanksgiving? Maybe you can just hold 'em upside down and shake the shit out of 'em?
cat & beard on March 10, 2011 at 3:29 PM Report this
13
I just remembered what it is like to live with Alison. DO NOT VOTE FOR HER. Save yourselves. It's too late for me.
alisonsroommate on March 10, 2011 at 3:32 PM Report this
14
@atomic THIS EXPLAINS YOUR NEED FOR A BACKPACK!
kiala on March 10, 2011 at 5:24 PM Report this
15
Yeah, you totally can't give them warning next time. Sneak in early and take the photos first, *then* let us choose. (And give us a hint which choice will be the most, ah, fun.)
Todd Mecklem on March 10, 2011 at 7:24 PM Report this
16
The people who work at the Merc are too smart to leave something incriminating in their desk, unless they are maniacal and have a secret compartment, but even then what could it possibly be to be worth my time? Oh, and I am psychic and already know what you are hiding...
abcdwxyz on March 11, 2011 at 2:46 PM Report this

Please wait...

Comments are closed.

Commenting on this item is available only to members of the site. You can sign in here or create an account here.


Add a comment
Preview
Posted by (your name here)

By posting this comment, you are agreeing to our Terms of Use.

Editors' Picks

POP QUIZ PDX: Fire Department Thievery, Butthole Bird Harassment, and Here are Portland's WORST Billionaires!
Multnomah County to Sue Big Oil for Billions for Their Role In Deadly Heat Dome Event
POP QUIZ PDX: Sassy Ass Trivia About Nike Scandals, More Nike Scandals, and... WOW, So Many Nike Scandals!
2024 Election: Portland City Council Candidates Already Scrambling For Public Campaign Dollars
THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos' Stolen Baby, Jada Pinkett Whathisname, and Don't Even Think About Texting Dolly Parton. And Taylor Swift, Obviously.
Portland Comedy Apocalypse
Portland Mercury
is a proud member of the media network
Masthead Ad Info & Rates Jobs at Portland Mercury Contact Privacy Policy Terms of Use Takedown Policy
Support Portland Mercury
All contents © Index Newspapers LLC
PO Box 86208, Portland, OR 97286