When I was in the Tokyo airport there was a 5.1 earthquake and it was so weird because I could feel the shaking but no one seemed to notice at all. I had to go online to see that there actually had been a quake.

When we have a large earthquake here, people are going to shit their pants and panic....including me. Ya gotta give it up to the Japanese and their calmness and preparedness with quakes.

Those store attendants had the right idea. Quick, everybody...save the booze!