Ethics Mar 16, 2011 at 2:13 pm

I Work With the Worst People On Earth: #1 in a Series

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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our office had a shower and someone left a pubic hair on a bar of soap at eye level. Truly disgusting.
on March 16, 2011 at 2:25 PM Report this
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I bet Steve did this and then blamed it on his co-workers.
Graham on March 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM Report this
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It's a fairly fancy office out here - dockers and dress shirts. But the floor near the urinals is constantly AWASH in urine. It's like people don't even get close, they just get 'nearby' and start to flow.
Reymont on March 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM Report this
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If you have ever seen Super-Troopers you should know that your co-workers aren't responsible for this.
abcdwxyz on March 16, 2011 at 2:54 PM Report this
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That person wasn't the one who needed the new roll. You were. So YOU walk the three feet. And the person left the cardboard there in case someone wanted to recycle it. THEY WENT THE EXTRA MILE! AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER THEM! So to speak.
Todd Mecklem on March 16, 2011 at 3:14 PM Report this
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Some asshole (or maybe a team of assholes?) in my office building always leaves the paper butt-guard on the toilet seat so somebody else has to deal with it. Why can't the person just shove it into the toilet? Is your butt so precious that you can't even touch the buttguard that ONLY your butt has touched?

Somebody also hoards all of the shared kitchen forks. I have to eat salads with a spoon more often than not.
on March 16, 2011 at 3:21 PM Report this
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We have a fork thief too and I hate them but I would have to say, toilet roll non-replacers are the lowest form of scum.
Beer Batter on March 16, 2011 at 3:50 PM Report this
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No surprise to hear that Niedermeyer was fat-blanchar'ed by his own troops.
on March 16, 2011 at 4:46 PM Report this
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Employees usually take their cues from management.
dimag05 on March 16, 2011 at 5:33 PM Report this
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Combine low-flow toilets from the 1990s with people who never check to make sure their turds are really truly gone. Gack. (I know who you are, too.)
Ron_PDX on March 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM Report this
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why is the extra tp 3 ft away and not on the back of the tank? poor setup.
on March 17, 2011 at 6:00 AM Report this
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Reymont and I must work in the same building. There are days I wish I had my hip waders to go take a piss.
on March 17, 2011 at 11:35 AM Report this
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They have toilet paper in the Mercury editorial department bathroom! Upstairs they have to use their left hand and try to wash it. Time for a raid! Anybody know the number to that keypad downstairs.
Rosy on March 17, 2011 at 7:38 PM Report this

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