Blogs Mar 21, 2011 at 11:28 am

The Mercury is Having A Yard Sale!

Marjorie Skinner
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1
We'll be dusting off the four square court too!
Courtney Ferguson on March 21, 2011 at 11:35 AM Report this
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I love you, The Mercury. You are the best.
Ginny on March 21, 2011 at 11:57 AM Report this
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There should be a prize (probably just some of your unsold garbage) for the "Most Off-Putting Sale Item Brought By a Commenter."

My jar of fingernail clippings and I have learned that there is a limit to what the tweakers perusing Craigslist Free Stuff will pick up, and frankly, my basement dungeon is starting to get a little claustrophobic*.

* So many mittens!

Commenty Colin on March 21, 2011 at 12:11 PM Report this
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At last, a way to get rid of the rat mummies that have been piling up in my attic!
Todd Mecklem on March 21, 2011 at 12:25 PM Report this
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Also, we may be sitting around during the yard sale drinking mimosas and playing four square all day. Just maybe.
s.mirk on March 21, 2011 at 12:31 PM Report this
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When is the yard sale?
Sonia Ruiz on March 21, 2011 at 12:35 PM Report this
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SONIA read the words: April 10, exact hour TBA!
Marjorie on March 21, 2011 at 12:46 PM Report this
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Is it at the old offices? Will there REALLY be four square?
on March 21, 2011 at 1:00 PM Report this
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I have to read all of them?
Sonia Ruiz on March 21, 2011 at 1:02 PM Report this
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@ CC: I have a jar of your fingernail clippings to unload too. Weird.
on March 21, 2011 at 1:21 PM Report this
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If there is a table set up exclusively for all the lip balms Alison has stolen from while I'm drunk I will be SO MAD.
kiala on March 21, 2011 at 1:23 PM Report this
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@ Kiala, This could just be a coincidence, but Alison's Hummer now says "Balm Squad" on the side of it.
Commenty Colin on March 21, 2011 at 1:32 PM Report this
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How much are you asking for Alison's gun?
dimitrir on March 21, 2011 at 1:52 PM Report this
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Club 21 will never be the same.
on March 21, 2011 at 2:12 PM Report this
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I refuse to believe that Alison drives a Hummer. No way. No how. Not ever.
ujfoyt on March 21, 2011 at 2:14 PM Report this
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@ ujfoyt, if it explains things, Alison's Hummer is a hybrid - it runs on gas when rapidly accelerating, but the rest of the time it switches back to plain old hippie tears.
Commenty Colin on March 21, 2011 at 2:34 PM Report this
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Are you selling any of WSH's Beiber collection?
albert on March 21, 2011 at 2:40 PM Report this
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CC, the juxtoposition of Hummer and "rapidly accelerating" is an oxymoron, or a non-sequitur, or something. It does not compute.
ujfoyt on March 21, 2011 at 4:21 PM Report this
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@ujfoyt: Just substitute "rapidly depreciating."
Reymont on March 23, 2011 at 4:20 PM Report this

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