In my neighborhood, the alleys are full of kids and pets. I remember these assholes motorbikes speeding down the alley from last years ride - they scared the absolute shit out of several moms, and annoyed the rest of us. Why don't you assclowns take your 'ridiculous' fun somewhere else? Somewhere where there are no humans to breathe the foul stench you emit?

Oh, sorry,
s/hole/holes/ -
also, I meant to say 'motorized assclowns' not 'assclowns'
sorry about that.

Hey Flanders, you shouldn't let your kids, pets or your mom play in the street. See you on Saturday. :)

Nimby Annoyer is right. The "alleys" are public right of ways, just like the street in front of your house.

Hey you kids!!! Stop playing on my grass!

Just because your kids got all excited and want to ride motorcycles now, there's no reason to be upset. Learn to let go of things out of your control.

Ummm, the "hardcore of all-weather motorcycle riders" are not getting squirrely as they have been riding all winter. It's the lazy fair weather riders that are getting squirrely... suckers.

Yeah, it must be time for you wetnaps to unplug your battery tenders.

No, they are nothing at all like the streets as they are not maintained in any way by the city. I have placed piano wire across OUR alley, so have fun today. Watch your head.... You're loud, you exceed allowable noise limits and your "fun" is all about bothering other people. If you want to be the type of people you seem to want to be, you should live out in the country. The city is for the civilized. Civil being the operative part of that word. (Oh, and I was just kidding about the piano wire.... or was I?)

Oh my god! I just got woke up from a peaceful sleep in my alley fortified home off 67th and woodstock. You scoundrels! Don't you know that I, Mr.PDX, work nights? Can't you leave the alleys to the prostitutes and Honda Civic thieves as I intended? One day a year is much too often for a drug-free, non-violent activity in my city! My little Johnny wanted one thing for Christmas and that was to play in the muck,urine, and dog feces that saddles my house on March 26th. He had been patiently biding his time making dream catchers for homeless vets. Now I am forced to burn them. And Johnny? I just kicked him in the nuts since I'm grumpy from lack of sleep. I hope you Hells Angels wanna-be's are proud of yourselves. May you all foul many,MANY plugs! Yea, I said it. ROOST IN HELL!

A truly obnoxious event for truly obnoxious people.

This is the best thing since Critical Mass!!! Love it!!! Motorcycles are everywhere. Alberta Resident should thank you for shaking his little world up a bit. I bet like hell he will notice motorcycles more when heis driving and the streets will be safer for it.

Yes, Alberta Resident will notice motorcycles more, but worry about hitting them MUCH less.