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1
I used Mail Goggles for a while and it prevented me from sending a drunk email or two. But it also prevented me from sending the occasional sober late night email. So... medium useful?

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2
I stand behind all my drunk shenanigans. If I have to apologize later, I will. And do. It's all part of the deal I think.
3
Let me just drink my lunch and then I will tell you EXACTLY what I think of that, Kiala.
4
Maybe, but what can protect us from a drunken Alison Hallett?
5
I cannot wait, Ben. *refreshes twitter*
6
I've used the Gmail drunk app and it mostly reminds me of how terrible I am at basic math while completely sober.

What would our culture be without drunk-dialing/texting/etc? A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS.
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Usually if I am drunk enough to say something stupid over twitter, facebook, or via text message, I am too drunk to actually type whatever it is I am trying to say and end up sending messages to random people that amount to conversations like the following actual conversation pulled off my smart phone:

"Having drunjs xat masu :3"
"...Seriously? You drunk."
"NAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAA I AM A travelling gypsy"
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR WRRRRRRRRRR LOVVVER"

...and people find such things amusing, I suppose. They usually laugh. :3
8
I'm not much of a drunk texter, but the other night I woke to find I'd sent the extremely cryptic "Something happened to me while scuba diving." Still not sure what that's about.
9
something about seeking recovery and how I'm a better person.
10
If you've learned your lesson sufficiently to know you need this, you probably don't need it anymore.

@ Todd, if there's an app for "the comedy stylings of Todd Mecklem," that's probably good enough to keep even the drunkest of women away from you.
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#8 @Alison -- you were that drunk? You looked so cute with your mask and snorkel dunking you head in the fish tank.

I am still confused why they were in you pack and were we at the Galaxy or Basement Pub.

What happened was we were 86ed.
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@CC:
1 lb beefsteak, with
1 pt bitter beer
every 6 hours.
1 ten-mile walk every morning.
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand.
13
All I understand is that you do for funny what the Nazis did for German driedel sales.
14
And all I know is that you're a schlemiel who can't even spell "dreidel."
15
Also, your example there of what you consider funny explains a lot.
16
Also, you've libeled me. I've never had trouble attracting extremely drunk women.

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