Sex Apr 7, 2011 at 10:29 am

America, Meet Your New Yellow Dinosaur Pedophile Hunter

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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This drama would have had greater impact if the dino had stuffed his big, yellow dick down Charming's throat.
Pangloss on April 7, 2011 at 11:29 AM Report this
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While we're on the subject, I'm a little concerned about this new Pokemon DVD. It includes episodes like "Don't Touch That 'dile" and "Love, Totodile Style". Walmart hedges its bets by warning that "The content may be mature." WHAT GOES ON?

http://www.walmart.com/ip/11008347?sourcei…
Todd Mecklem on April 7, 2011 at 12:33 PM Report this
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Not that I'm implying that Totodile might be a pedodile. DON'T SUE ME!
Todd Mecklem on April 7, 2011 at 7:30 PM Report this

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