And Americans hated Reagan. Most of the people I read off still speak very badly of him. He´s shunned out in all the documentaries. I was too small in the 80´s to know in 1st person that behind that face existed a badly buttoned fake cashmere revolution, living it off my skin. (I like good cashmere). But I know the direction he wanted the nation to take.

Somehow the news today feel more straight forward than others days. Me likey.

Jim Carrey as a shit-canned secret agent who recruits and trains a black-ops team from a wacky, motley group of Chinese restaurant workers...and saves the nation! BOX OFFICE GOLD!

I have to go write the screenplay now. But first, I have to go leave a 100-watt light bulb burning for 17 hours, if you know what I mean.

No, no one caught your wink to the herb, Todd...

How many lightbulbs are left on when a Whopper is made? Did you think of that cannabis haters, DID YOU??

It's the nation's largest cash crop -- of course it's going to be far from carbon-neutral to produce.

I had to make it obvious, Leaky, for our sloooower readers...

If we save stems and pipe scrapings for the less privileged, we should be able to got some kind of carbon offset credits. Or something. Or...something.

Meat Monster! WANT!

Dude you use LED grow lights so the man can't catch you using the infra-red black helicopters.

Meat monster is cheap and Called the Lighthouse Burger at 10808 NW Saint Helens Rd. This is where you grandpa goes when he wants to have a heart attack.8 oz burger with ham, egg, cheese and a burger salad. Try to avoid detaching your jaw while eating it.

How in the name of everything holy can Burger King make the Meat Monster available in Japan AND NOT IN AMERICA?!

That burger is America.

I guess it´s not in vogue now to be a full time stoner, have 145 watts (energy saving) bulbs, and eat at Burguer King. Damn, things chance so much and so fast.

Good thing we get to try a Doritos made enchilada with Doritos inside of em and call it a Taco.