Not only did I see Andy Dick's horror story of cock and balls and scotch tape... but as an unfortunate (or fortunate depending on your perspective) member of the front row audience... I had Andy Dick's dick and balls rubbed on my cheek with a good old fashioned unwelcome face humping. I am on a 2 week plan to scrub my face with an alcohol swab once an hour to remove whatever diseases I may have picked up from my attendance to a comedy show.
I heard stories of him being kicked out of some of Portlands least likely to be kicked out of bars like BOG and Sewickly's Edition. I heard he was even physically removed from the after party by other comedians. As one comedian stated, Andy is proof that it is impossible to be kicked out of show business.
COURTNEY I thought you took him home. Did you lose him again ? Gravity works so The dick was seen at Ladd and Dino's. Since gravity works that means he is now floating in the river.
I heard stories of him being kicked out of some of Portlands least likely to be kicked out of bars like BOG and Sewickly's Edition. I heard he was even physically removed from the after party by other comedians. As one comedian stated, Andy is proof that it is impossible to be kicked out of show business.