This movie suffers from a serious lack of Megan Fox.

@No Longer Alone: I KNOW. I like to think that when Shia shouts "WHERE IS SHE!" in the trailer, he's talking about Megan Fox.

@ NLA Yeah, turns out a little penicillin will clear that right up.

Laserbeak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Optimus with his Flaming Sword of Death (TM)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No matter how bad the dialogue or plot holes or just how unappealing and unnecessary some characters are (really, jive talking robots in the sequel), giant transforming robots are AWESOME on the big screen!

So there's a dragon?

Is that what the Transformer turns in to? Or is that its natural form?

Teal and orange. Yuck.

Please Michael Bay, go eat shit and live.

GODDAMMIT. I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDN'T FREAK OUT. But then did y'all see when Optimus was all "I fuckin' told y'all" and then that fucking giant robot octopus was like YEEEEAHHHH and then he ripped that building in half? That was fucking AWESOME GODDAMN.