How did Jiggles not make the cut?

Can't believe you're just typing s**********t.com like it's no big deal.

You people make me want to puke.

Hello, Landing Strip anyone?

I lived in Springfield in the 90's. The town fights strip clubs in the stupidest ways. For example they decided to in act a law that set the capacity of a club/bar/restaurant to the number of chairs it contained, in hopes that it would limit the number of patrons to the (then) only strip club in town. Instead the club just pulled out its stage, making every dancer walk from table to table for tips. Which pretty much made every girl's "stage time" into a cheap lap dance.

Also your survey missed the best strip club name of all "The Original Taco House"!

I thought I posted this, but it's not showing up. So forgive me if it is a double post.

I lived in Springfield in the 90's. The town fights strip clubs in the stupidest ways. For example they decided to in act a law that set the capacity of a club/bar/restaurant to the number of chairs it contained, in hopes that it would limit the number of patrons to the (then) only strip club in town. Instead the club just pulled out its stage, making every dancer walk from table to table for tips. Which pretty much made every girl's "stage time" into a cheap lap dance.

Also your survey missed the best strip club name of all "The Original Taco House"!

I will never forgive the Mercury for posting the lurid, disgusting name of that website, and I will never forgive MonkeyBeat for double posting.

That said, can we also have a poll of most unappetizing strib club food specials? The DV8 in my neighborhood advertises a $1 dinner buffett...

@MonkeyBeat: we never forgive double posts here. Comments sometimes take a minute or two to post because Humphrey's porn video streaming is overloading the server. As the nurse said to the well-hung dwarf, be a little fucking patient!

clam strips at magic gardens!

I will never forgive you!

It's Dancin' BARE, you clods.

Is it Bare or Bear? Cuz there's a difference.

i always thought that was a grateful dead themed bar

@ebag: that thought always crosses my mind, like hippie strippers or something? Girls with dreads and unshaven legs? And then there's Giant Paul Bunyan across the street, and I'm like GET THE DANCING BARE, PAUL, and then a Max car runs me over.

Three Sisters is closed so fuck it.

I, for one, am never going to believe anything The Portland Mercury with Exotic Magazine says again.