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Introducing the Blogtown Wheel of Fun!

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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RT = Pussy
on May 9, 2011 at 2:46 PM Report this
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Blogtown Wheel of Fun

or Mittens.
Aestro on May 9, 2011 at 2:48 PM Report this
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"Cheer Up, Loser!"

or "Tail Bang"
scrappers on May 9, 2011 at 2:51 PM Report this
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Humpy"s Wheel of Shame? Spin if you dare.
ujfoyt on May 9, 2011 at 2:52 PM Report this
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"Captain Leslie!" or "Dirty whore-cat says...." or Kitty McKitterpants' Wheel of Danger" or "Ted Baxter's house of party" or 'magic cat ass"
on May 9, 2011 at 3:04 PM Report this
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'Wheel of CATastrophe'

Ugh.
Wubbles on May 9, 2011 at 3:09 PM Report this
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"Frank Cassano Cannot Believe How Stupid This Whole Thing Is Wheel"
Graham on May 9, 2011 at 3:09 PM Report this
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"Fuck it, Let's Go To A Bar"

"Where are my keys?"

"New food carts that take debit cards"
kiala on May 9, 2011 at 3:19 PM Report this
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The Pastelltale Cat

Step Right Up and Die

LFOD (Levitating Feline of Doom)

Wheel of Fortunately Humphrey Hasn't Groped Us Lately
Todd Mecklem on May 9, 2011 at 3:20 PM Report this
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The Decidetrix

Sphere & Loathing

Sphere of Ginfluence.

Circle of Meh

Spin 'n' Shit

Destiny's Plywood Circle

Wheel Genius

Fate Rapist
Commenty Colin on May 9, 2011 at 3:22 PM Report this
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Jessica Wheel

Wheel Diamond

Get Wheel

on May 9, 2011 at 3:22 PM Report this
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Tail Fail

Prognosticat

Dander Planner

Commenty Colin on May 9, 2011 at 3:28 PM Report this
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Third Prize is You're Fired*

Determinator III: Prize of the Machines

* Suggest print of Alec Baldwin in center.

Commenty Colin on May 9, 2011 at 3:30 PM Report this
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Wheel Patrick Harris

The Wheel World: Portland

on May 9, 2011 at 3:40 PM Report this
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Gruntl
Courtney Ferguson on May 9, 2011 at 3:46 PM Report this
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Adjudicat
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Wheel Patrick Harris has won my heart.

And my body.

Ben Coleman on May 9, 2011 at 4:40 PM Report this
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The Cat Fancier's Guide to Good and Evil

Scrappers' Kitty Wheel
Fruit Cup on May 9, 2011 at 4:42 PM Report this
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Agent Wheel Cooper
dreww on May 9, 2011 at 4:43 PM Report this
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The Wheel of Fate (and Catnip)
Fruit Cup on May 9, 2011 at 4:52 PM Report this
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Bob Loblaw's Wheel of Blah Blah
Courtney Ferguson on May 9, 2011 at 4:59 PM Report this
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Sarah Mirk's Mirktastic Mirkcycle

Or, yeah, you should probably just go with Wheel Patrick Harris. Well played, Joneser.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on May 9, 2011 at 5:00 PM Report this
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Rat Shit Roulette
v.renwick on May 9, 2011 at 5:36 PM Report this
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Wheel of Scrapper
Rosy on May 9, 2011 at 5:58 PM Report this
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For the wheel, I see 21 segments, so: The D21

For the cat:

Seymour the Wonder Feline

Fortinbras

Killfuck Soulshitter

Der Wheelerkat
Joe Streckert on May 9, 2011 at 6:20 PM Report this
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Humpy's Amazing Wheel of Dicks

You'll have to retrofit it with dildos though.
Fruit Cup on May 9, 2011 at 7:22 PM Report this
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Old Scrapperaz

Spin and Bare It

The Rusty Nails Memorial Spin-a-ma-jig

Look On My Tail Ye Mighty And Despair

The Spin, Sin, & Bring Steve Some Gin

No Intern No Cry

The Wheel Sell This At The Next Mercury Garage Sale
Todd Mecklem on May 9, 2011 at 7:33 PM Report this
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Wheelus Domesticus
Dr. Something on May 9, 2011 at 7:41 PM Report this
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Pussy Control
Commenty Colin on May 9, 2011 at 8:10 PM Report this
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That Which Would Be Banned From the No Spin Zone

Spinny Kitty

Catticus Maximus

Twirly Puss, Destroyer of Worlds
Joe Streckert on May 9, 2011 at 10:05 PM Report this
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Cat On A Cold Black Stick

The Paws That Defleshes

If That's A Cat I'm Paul Sorvino's Left Nut
Todd Mecklem on May 9, 2011 at 10:51 PM Report this
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I really like the suggestion of "wheel world: portland".

anyway, my idea is "wheel of fuck-yeah!"
ebag on May 9, 2011 at 10:54 PM Report this
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Cat Sajak
Joe Streckert on May 10, 2011 at 9:22 AM Report this
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Curtis
on May 10, 2011 at 1:02 PM Report this

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