Sex May 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Star Trek Porn Features Picard's Flute, Is Better Than A Lot of Actual Star Trek Episodes

Erik Henriksen
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Can't they come up with real parody titles for these anymore?
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geyser on May 13, 2011 at 4:32 PM Report this
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geyser on May 13, 2011 at 4:34 PM Report this
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@geyser: Good call. Quick, everybody! CONTEST! Come up with a better title for the Star Trek: The Next Generation porn and leave it in this comment thread. On Monday at around noon, I'll dig up a (probably crappy) prize and award it to whoever came up with the best one, as decided by myself and Mercury news editor/Star Trek porn aficionado Denis C. Theriault.
Erik Henriksen on May 13, 2011 at 4:46 PM Mercury Staff
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"The Measure of a Man"

"Going Where Some Men (Okay, A Lot of Men) Have Gone Before"

"A Fistful of Datas"
Zed on May 13, 2011 at 5:03 PM Report this
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"Star Trek: The Next 'Jaculation"

or

"Star Trek: The Sexed Generation"

or

"Star Trek: Deeper Space Nine"
frenchpunk on May 13, 2011 at 5:05 PM Report this
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How about some real Trek titles that work as porn titles?

Bisexual Trek: The Best of Both Worlds.
Lesbian Trek: Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Virgin Deflowering Trek: The Undiscovered Country
Twin Porn Trek: Mirror, Mirror
Kink Trek: The Cage
Orgy Trek: Mudd's Women
Fucked Up Hannibal Lecter Style Grindhouse Trek: What Are Little Girls Made of?
Cumshot Trek: Space Seed
Anal Trek: Turnabout Intruder
Joe Streckert on May 13, 2011 at 5:14 PM Report this
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Star Trek: The Next Penetration
on May 13, 2011 at 5:17 PM Report this
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Star Trek: The Oral Series
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Star Trek: Deep Throat 69
Star Trek: Voyeur
Star Trek: Asian Teen Trannie Whores in Space
Etchasketchist on May 13, 2011 at 5:29 PM Report this
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Star Trek: Balls Deep In It So You Don't Have To
geyser on May 13, 2011 at 5:29 PM Report this
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The Stroking Picture
The Wrath of Cock
The Search for Cock
The Voyage to Bone
Touch My Cunt Here
The Undiscovered Cunt
Penetrations
First Contact
His Erection
Nemesis Sucked Dick
Chris Freeman on May 13, 2011 at 6:42 PM Report this
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Intercourse at Farpoint. The pitch: every scene ends up as a kind of weird, kind of annoying threesome with John de Lancie.
Kyle! on May 13, 2011 at 8:03 PM Report this
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Your Swedish Erotica 24th Century classics:

Les Crushers: Ménage à Quatre Avec Trois et Jean-Luc (disponible en France et Québec)

MILF Wars: Down and Out in Beverly's Hills

Borgy and Wes

Pisster Data

Captain PicHardon & the Holodeck Whores of Riker's Island
Todd Mecklem on May 13, 2011 at 8:24 PM Report this
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No film title but if we wormhole into autobiographies of actors:
Leonard B-boy's "I am not Cock", and the follow up "I am Cock" would be a big hit.
El Stunto on May 13, 2011 at 10:13 PM Report this
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Oh shit! It's really good! I'm actually really surprised I'm not being more critical about the actors portrayals. Really the only two things bothering me is Tasha's wig and Picard's accent being the wrong kind of british.
BruceWang on May 13, 2011 at 10:45 PM Report this
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Ah, Bruce, but the "wrong kind of British" can be *oh so right*!
Todd Mecklem on May 13, 2011 at 11:02 PM Report this
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Erik didn't know today was my birthday. But he got me a present anyway.
Denis C. Theriault on May 13, 2011 at 11:15 PM Report this
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Givin' her all she's got.
Encounter and Pon Farpoint (get it?)
Gornography
The inner tight
Whorta
Keeping up with the Cardasians
Assimilate this!
My Borg's Hot Queen
The Screwtral zone
The one where Chekov gets hurt
Marq on May 13, 2011 at 11:18 PM Report this
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Oh my, that's hilarious.
Fruit Cup on May 14, 2011 at 10:43 AM Report this

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