This joke is gonna stop being funny on Saturday when I get raptured on Saturday and you mutherfuckers are gonna be stuck here doing whatever the fuck it is un-raptured people do.
If, by any chance (which I doubt), there actually is a here-after with a section known as Hell, I hope there is a special place reserved there for Harold and his ilk. They are nothing but money hungry scumbags.
Like I said, am so happy for the naive-moral-repressive kind. You will get raptured, yes, you will. But you will get raptured by aliens who will levitate you to their motherships to be used as food and fuel for their intergalactic travels. ThatΒ΄s all.
My question is, if the Rapture occurs Saturday, why do these TV preachers keep asking for money? Do they think that Heaven is a pay -as -you go place? If they are all leaving on Saturday, what happens to all the money they have hornswoggled all the gullible people out of?
Sinners, you all will be safe.
This happened with the New Apostolics and they were shocked when there were "no take backs".