Don't try to deny that jungle tribe the benefits of Facebook! (Not to mention Amway.) ELITIST!

This tribe would only be interesting if they had some kind of natural resource we could exploit. Or maybe if they were awesome like the (marvel comics) black panther's tribe. Just more people we could get hooked on coca cola and shitty T-shirts is a bit boring.

It's sad that even the skeptical Mercury staff is buying Obama's "swift pullout", after which we will have more troops in Afghanistan than he inherited from Bush.

I'm deeply sorry. But I'm a child on the inside. I can't help but see the phrase "swift pullout" and think of something else entirely.

@ FC, Yeah I totally thought the same thing: When are those birds going to leave Chapman Elementary this year?