Please, please, let's not elect an engineer to run our city. Charlie's not really that impressive of a candidate anyway.

I'm still thinking of running, and luckily I've rarely even *visited* Washington. Those highway signs with the disembodied head give me the creeps.

What the hell is wrong with you journalists? Are you all just tumbling down into the typical Willy Week muck? So disappointed in you just piling on in typical fashion.

"I paid Oregon income taxes for the portion of my time that I was working in Oregon."