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Found on My Hard Drive

Ned Lannamann
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If Kevin James is Boat Cop, I think you're in business here. I'd like to see a Dinosaur Made of Fire kick him in the nuts for an hour.

You'd think it would get old. I'm willing to test that theory.
Bobby Roberts on June 28, 2011 at 4:05 PM Mercury Staff
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Boat Cop 5: Smooth Sailin'
Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 4:11 PM Report this
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I demand more Boat Cop themed content, starting immediately.

My contributions:

Boat Cop: Boat Cops of Our Fathers

3 Boat Cops and a Baby

Boat Cop V: Boat Coppin'

Boat Cop Goes to College

Boat Cop Takes a Semester Off to like Find Himself, Maybe in, Like, Europe or Something

Boat Cop III: The Search for Boat Cop

Boat Cop: Boat Cop!

RoBoat Cop

Look Who's Boat Cop Now

Weekend at Boat Cop's

and

Weekend at Boat Cop's II
Ben Coleman on June 28, 2011 at 4:14 PM Report this
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Boat Cop: Crip-walkin the Plank
Boat Cop and The Tumescent Panini of Satan
Boat Cop Learns The Charleston
Me, a Corgi, a Leper, and Boat Cop.
Boat Cop Makes Jean Jackets look GOOD.
Morning Wood Makes Boat Cop Pee Weird
Boat Cop Wants to Know What Love Is.
Bobby Roberts on June 28, 2011 at 4:27 PM Mercury Staff
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Boat Cop VI: The Cove
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:31 PM Report this
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Boat Cop X: Boat Cop In Space
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:32 PM Report this
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Boat Cop 2: Son of Boat Cop
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:32 PM Report this
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Boat Cop V Predator
Beverly Hills: Boat Cop
Kindergarten Boat Cop

(sorry for spamming, kept thinking of new ones)
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:33 PM Report this
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Boat Cop Wars: Episode 2: Attack of the Boat Cops
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:34 PM Report this
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Boat Cop Forever
Gangsta Boat Cop: The Streets
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:35 PM Report this
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Paul Blart: Boat Cop
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:36 PM Report this
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Raft of Boat Cop
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:37 PM Report this
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boat cop does dallas
eric cantona on June 28, 2011 at 4:38 PM Report this
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This thread has me torn between two conflicting emotions:

1. You people are making a mockery of Boat Cop.
2. You people really understand me.

I'd like to add one further title:

Boat Cop: On Land!!!!!
Ned on June 28, 2011 at 4:41 PM Report this
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Boat Cop Texas Ranger

My whole office is cracking up right now, thanks Blogtown
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:41 PM Report this
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Boat Cop On Ice
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:43 PM Report this
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Boat Cop Begins
American Boat Cop in London
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 4:48 PM Report this
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God, I love this thread.
ezra on June 28, 2011 at 4:56 PM Report this
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Professor Boat Cop in: Pier Pressure
Ben Coleman on June 28, 2011 at 5:02 PM Report this
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Boat to the Future
The Boat Cop Diaries
Interview with a Boat Cop
The Good, The Bad and The Boat Cop
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:03 PM Report this
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Teen Boat Cop: Skiff Cop
Lady Boat Cop
Lady Boat Cop II (with twice as many windswept hair shots)
Boat Cop XXX: The Nightboat's A-Rockin'
Boat Cop XXL: THE BOAT COPPIEST!
Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:04 PM Report this
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Oh, and...
• Tyler Perry Presents: For Colored Boat Cops Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf
• Das Boat Cop
• Boat Cop IV: Boat Cop Meets Frankenstein
• Boat Cop V: Moat Cop (he gets demoted)
• Boat Cop VI: The Legend of Curly's Gold

And for the adults:
• Boat Cop: The Erotic Undersea Adventures of Mrs. Boat Cop
• Boat Cop II: Coppin' a Feel on the Seven Seas of Sex

ezra on June 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM Report this
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Boat Cop XXV: Spring Break Murder Party!
Boat Cop XXVI: Ridin' The Waves of Ga'hoole!
Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM Report this
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Me, Myself and Boat Cop
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:05 PM Report this
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Boat Cop Beginnings: Boat Academy
Death of Boat Cop: Wake of Tragedy
Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:06 PM Report this
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I do believe I had a hand in Space Dragon Who Solves Crimes via a drunken conversation we had one time*.

*every time
kiala on June 28, 2011 at 5:08 PM Report this
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Boat Cop 2: Electric Eel Boogaloo
Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:08 PM Report this
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another demotion...

Tugboat Cop

and

Tugboat Cop 2: Tug Harder
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:08 PM Report this
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The Brave and the Boat Cop.
Boat Cop: P.I.
Boat Cop Joins the American Society of Cinematographers
Boat Cop Why Are Your Pants So High?
Boat Cop: Super Awesome Team (w/ Space Dragon, Wise-Crackin Pterodactyl, and Catapult Monkey)
Her Favorite Flavor is Boat Cop
Always Boatin, Forever Coppin
Boat Cop Chips A Tooth on an Almond
Boat Copter

Bobby Roberts on June 28, 2011 at 5:11 PM Mercury Staff
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Boat Cop Overboard!
Boat Cop Below Decks
Boat Cop: Backsplash
Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:12 PM Report this
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Boat Cop and Skiff*
in
Yacht Rock!


* (faithful sidekick)
Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 5:14 PM Report this
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Boat Cop in France: Cop de Grâce
Ginny on June 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM Report this
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Boat Cop: Boat'n to Death
pinehurstkid on June 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM Report this
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Boat Cop has a chat with a Mormon child.
Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 5:15 PM Report this
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Passion of the Boat Cop
Boat Cops gone Wild
Eirick on June 28, 2011 at 5:22 PM Report this
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A Connecticut Boat Cop in King Arthur's Creek
David Boat Copperfield
Boat Cop X-TREME: The New Class
Bad Boat Cop: Port of Call New Orleans
Green Lantern 2: Space Boat Cop
Ben Coleman on June 28, 2011 at 5:36 PM Report this
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BURT REYNOLDS
is
BOAT COP
in
BOAT COP AND ½
Ben Coleman on June 28, 2011 at 5:42 PM Report this
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Monkey Made Spaceships VS Pterodactyls trainers trained by ninja mutant dogs.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on June 28, 2011 at 6:21 PM Report this
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Is this beyond stale yet? Because I'm just getting here.

Boat Cop: Land Before Time...Cop
Can't Stop / Won't Stop: Boat Cop
Boat Cops On a Plane
Boat Copropheila
Boat Cop XXVI: The UnBoatening & De-ReCoppening
Boat Copperhead Road: Boat Cop in Concert with Steve Earle
Boat Coperation Dumbo Drop
Boat Cop v. Air Wolf
I'm On a Boat Cop
The Hunt for Red Boat Cop
Boat Cop, or My Mom Will Shoot!
Commenty Colin on June 28, 2011 at 6:24 PM Report this
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An American Boat Cop in Paris

The Rocky Horror Boat Cop Show

Boat Cop and the Angry Inch
Fruit Cup on June 28, 2011 at 7:03 PM Report this
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Wow you people are funny. Das Boat Cop. Me likey.

Boat Copistic: Deck vs. Anchor
The Boat and the Cop: Slipstream Drift
The Unboatable Copness of Being
Boat Cop V: Batten Down Beat Down




TSW on June 28, 2011 at 7:28 PM Report this
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Where is the Kickstarter solicitation for "Boat Cop" production funds?

I'm in for whatever level gets me the shirt and soundtrack.
Tony Fuentes on June 28, 2011 at 7:43 PM Report this
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Deep Boat Cop
The Boat Cop and Mr. Chicken
Who’s Afraid of Virginia, Boat Cop’s Mom
The Love Boat Cop
Boat Cop Meets Godzilla
I Am Curious (Boat Cop)
Todd Mecklem on June 28, 2011 at 8:16 PM Report this
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BoatCopolypse Now
Boat Cop and the Marina of Secrets
TSW on June 28, 2011 at 8:18 PM Report this
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Boat Cop: The Fellowship of The Spring
Boat Cop: The Two Scours (from all the bad shrimp)
Boat Cop: Return Of The Swamp Thing.... That Commits Crimes and Stuff...
Yoyodyne on June 28, 2011 at 8:22 PM Report this
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The Last Temptation of Boat Cop
11 Angry Men and 1 Boat Cop
Un Chien Andaboatcop
Faster, Pussycat! Boat! Cop!
My Dinner With Andre and, Later, Drinks With Him, Jackie, Chico, and Boat Cop
Todd Mecklem on June 28, 2011 at 8:55 PM Report this
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Boat Cop: That's Verboten!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 28, 2011 at 9:03 PM Mercury Staff
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Boat Cop and Ninja Dog in Save Momma From the Train 2.
Tom [______] . on June 28, 2011 at 9:04 PM Report this
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Shit, that makes no sense because it's 'Throw Mama From the Train 2'.
Tom [______] . on June 28, 2011 at 9:06 PM Report this
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Boat Cop Goes to Monte Carlo
An Officer And A Boat Cop
Two And A Half Boat Cops
Snow White And The Seven Boat Cops
Stu on June 28, 2011 at 9:33 PM Report this
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Boatcopalypse Now
Stu on June 28, 2011 at 9:38 PM Report this
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BoatCoptapus vs. CoastGuardasaurus
TSW on June 28, 2011 at 9:49 PM Report this
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For some reason, Boat Cop V: Boat Coppin' makes me laugh the most.
TSW on June 28, 2011 at 9:51 PM Report this
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Boat! The Terror From Beyond Cop

Unfloatious Boutkops

The Passion of Cop of Boat

The Lion, the Witch and the Restraining Order Against Boat Cop

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - Boat Cop's Anus
Todd Mecklem on June 28, 2011 at 10:11 PM Report this
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Boat Cop: The Hull Truth.
Tommy on June 29, 2011 at 4:54 AM Report this
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Boat Cop Gangs of New York
Boat Cop Under the Cherry Moon
Boat Cop II: The Wrath of Boat Cop
Fruit Cup on June 29, 2011 at 5:15 AM Report this
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Boat Cop Under the Stairs
Last Boat Cop on the Left
Boat Cop on Elm Street
Boat Cop of the Dead

After reading this thread, "Boat Cop" feels like a tongue twister.
tk. on June 29, 2011 at 7:20 AM Report this
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behind the music - boat cop
eric cantona on June 29, 2011 at 8:01 AM Report this
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Two Boats, One Cop
TSW on June 29, 2011 at 8:11 AM Report this
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The Boat Cop of the Lambs
Fruit Cup on June 29, 2011 at 8:12 AM Report this
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Exit Through the Boat Cop
Jacob Schraer on June 29, 2011 at 8:51 AM Report this
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Boat Cop vs. Aquaman

Boat Cop: Wet Dreams

Boat Cop Seeks Atlantis

Boat Cop with a Vengeance
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on June 29, 2011 at 8:54 AM Report this
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Boatcopolis
Eirick on June 29, 2011 at 9:17 AM Report this
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Show Boat Cop
bigbrew on June 29, 2011 at 9:23 AM Report this
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Boat Cop Memoirs: When That Prick Michael Rowed His Shit Ashore
kreitler on June 29, 2011 at 9:52 AM Report this
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The Diving Bell and the Buttcrack of Boat Cop

Boat Cop 2: Cop on a Hot Tin Boat

Boat Cop 3: Silent Boat, Deadly Cop

Boat Cop 4: The Unboatable Lightness of Cop

Amèlie 2: Frenching Boat Cop

Boatcoppio '70

...And God Created Boat Cop

Bob & Carol & Ted &, You Guessed It, Boat Cop
Todd Mecklem on June 29, 2011 at 10:12 AM Report this
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"Boat Cop": Ship Hands of Fate
tofupunk on June 29, 2011 at 12:31 PM Report this
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Boat Cop IV: Down Under
Boat Cop V: Goes Hawaiian
Eirick on June 29, 2011 at 1:40 PM Report this
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Boatenstein meets Count Copula
Eirick on June 29, 2011 at 1:43 PM Report this
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BOAT COP WEEK on the History Channel, featuring a new installment of Real Boat Cops of History each night! Including:
Aquatic Police of the Roman Empire
Leif Ericson and the Original Seafaring Enforcers of the North Sea
Making Waves of Peace: the Boat Cop Revival of the 1970s
Boatwrecked! True Stories from Cops Stranded on Desert Islands
Boat Corruption: the Dark Side of Floating Copdom
Ship Cop: Bringing Justice to the New World

Ginny on June 29, 2011 at 4:48 PM Report this
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Driving Miss Boat Cop
Fruit Cup on June 29, 2011 at 6:13 PM Report this
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Boat Cop VII: Wave Goodbye
rand on June 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM Report this
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Boat Cop XXXVI: More Boat Crap
Fruit Cup on June 30, 2011 at 7:00 PM Report this
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Hey guys. The ocean called. They're all out of Boat Cop!
Jacob Schraer on June 30, 2011 at 8:21 PM Report this
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When Boat Cop retires and takes up farming:
Goat Cop
Boat Crop
Ginny on July 1, 2011 at 12:32 PM Report this
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House Boat Cop: House Arrest
Ginny on July 4, 2011 at 5:52 PM Report this
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Boat Cop 3: Cop of Noodles (Kevin James, Jackie Chan buddy cop film)
Eirick on March 6, 2012 at 2:44 PM Report this

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