While I generally like your (pretend) column I must disagree with you about the PSU incident....that was one of the funnier ""clueless white kid wanna be rapper tries to act all "gangsta" and gets his ass kicked" moments. Why dont we make headlines anymore?
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Mirk and Ferguson don't resurface soon, we're sending the cops over. Y'all have them locked in the basement writing call center scripts for twenty hours a day, don't you? Occasional "I'm clog dancing with fireflies!" tweets don't fool us.
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