Crime Aug 2, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Crimesville: Guy Stabbed, Doesn't Realize It (Like a BOSS!)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Spyce Gentlemen's Club is so gentlemanly that the ladies don't even take off all of their clothes. It's Portland's only topless-instead-of-nude club. Keepin' it classy, one thong & shiv at a time!
on August 2, 2011 at 2:23 PM Report this
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If you're hanging around Old Town after midnight you should probably check yourself for knife wounds every so often.
Todd Mecklem on August 3, 2011 at 5:06 AM Report this
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Next time it won't be a stabbing. Someone will shoot him. We'll see if he notices that.
on August 3, 2011 at 5:03 PM Report this

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