YOU ALREADY FUCKING PUBLISHED THIS AS AN ARTICLE1!! SERIOUSLY?!?! JUST LINK TO THE FUCKIGN ARTICLE YOU ALREADY FUCKING PUBLISHED!!! WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING THIS BOAT!@!121`2

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http://alecquig.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/d…

Why is blogtown trolling us? What did we ever do to it?

Besides, the dude it total douchebag.

Yeah, random women on the street just fucking LOVE it when you tell them to smile.

Graham:
I've left a paper bag outside on your front porch. Pick it up, and breathe into it. Slowly. (If that fails, take it out on Intern Suzette when she comes by to help you move.)

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto…

Yeah, so after sexually harrasing a woman you start a fight? This is seriously the story that the Merc is going with? Fucking stupidest shit. Good job on giving this guy a platform for misogyny and violence.

Holy crap, Humphrey, the Merc has jumped the motherfucking shark in a stolen yellow canoe with this series. You're actually paying somebody to write this shit?

YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT IN PORTLAND IS ROCK BOTTOM?

THAT ASSUMPTION LINE IS PRETTY MUCH GOLD THOUGH.

Well, after that little outburst it looks like Graham is not going to finally realize his dream of working for the Mercury.

And while we're pointing out the Mercury's flaws, why is this website the only one that COMPLETELY stops my computer (bought last year) from doing anything for about 3-4 minutes while the page loads?? Wtf guys, get it together, this isn't 1998.

But he says he wants peace on earth.

Fucking for celibacy.

Careful folks, for critisizing the guy will lead to accusations of racism from Dumbosa.

I LOVE stories about Ed Hardy-wearing frat boys from Beaverton coming downtown to eat some Rock Bottom and start fights. Keep up the good work, "Superman"!

This story kind of reminds me of the shitty questions I'm made to answer at company meetings and during team building exercises.

@Colin: Sssshhhh!!! Let him keep thinking Rock Bottom is the best place to eat in town! The last thing we need is this guy and his Beaverton frat bros coming to Toro Bravo or Beaker and Flask or Pok Pok and telling our women to smile...
@Merc: Still flogging the crap out of this retarded dead horse, huh? How many more of these are there going to be?

Get him a time machine, quick.

This guy sounds delightful. I wish I was single.

Brother never cop to a crime in this town.

The PoPo will be looking for this guy now that he has confessed to the assault.

So according to the Portland Raider's site:

"The Portland Raiders desire to better our community by:

* Providing a team for students to refine, develop, and showcase their talents and earn a chance to be recognized for college sponsorships or professional teams.
* Providing a means for enthusiasts to continue playing amateur tackle football after their college or professional careers come to and end.
* Involving players in giving to the community through kids camps, school classroom presentations, and volunteering for charities.
* ENTERTAIN THE FANS!"

I don't know where bragging about beating the crap out of someone and harassing strangers fits in there...

This dipshit looks like Roach from The Cosby Show.

On second thought, keep posting these; it's worth it since they give Graham the vapors.

@Kiala, you don't need to be single. This dude will gladly beat up your husb.

+ I would totally fire this guy after reading this article. Let's hope someone higher up at Nike reads this.