Please stop trying to make this column happen.

I don't think I can handle any more of these.

Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?
The people that you meet each day.

James K. is a person in your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood.
He's ineptly teaching in your neighborhood.
He's a person you might meet
When you're walking down the street,
It hurts when he don't get laid,
Shorty buses make him 'fraid,
He's a person we all MET TOOO-DAAAY!!!

Congratulations, you are now portland's poster child for masturbation.

inept is right

1. Get the fuck over high school. You're old now.
2. His WIFE hasn't forgiven him? WTF?

What Kiala said, times like four million.