Do they sell those hats at the American Apparel on Hawthorne? Because I was hoping to get up an Apocalypse Now-themed flash mob later today.

Smirk knows where her paycheck comes from.

Wow we even have American Apparel ads in Blogtown now.

You missed the most important story of the day -- You can now put Umbutu onto any unlocked Iphone you see sitting on the bar tonight. Let the pranks begin.

As someone who grew up in Florida, now you know why I instinctively run to cross the street.