You guys need to set up a webcam across the street so we can see the VD traffic at all times, like the big news stations do for the highways.

I approve of this replacement for "What's Your Story, Annoying Boring Person?"

Newtwitterfeedwhat?

VD traffic, guspasho? That isn't 82nd.

CC stole my comment, for rilly rillz.

BECAUSE THEY ARE TOURISTS AND ITS A PORTLAND INSTITUTION. TOURISTS LINE UP TO DO TOURIST THINGS, STOP CARING.

I REALLY, REALLY DON'T GET THE VITRIOL FOR VD. INSTEAD OF ROLLING YOUR EYES AT THE TOURISTS, PITY THEM FOR VISITING US FROM A PLACE WHERE DONUTS WITH ODD TOPPINGS ARE CONSIDERED NOVEL AND EXCITING.

ALSO, ADMIT IT: WHEN YOU WERE FIRST EXPOSED TO THEM YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE NEAT, TOO.

ESSAY CONTEST: THE FIRST TIME I WAS EXPOSED TO VD.

OK, guess I've beaten that joke to death now. Carry on.