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The 2011 Lapdance Expo/Sundae Party. If that is not a thing, it should be.
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"He likes science. He hates horrible music. He dislikes making contact with other human beings."

The answer should be obvious, make him attend a Christian music and/or creationist festival.
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If he hates horrible music, why does he keep posting about Stephen Malkmus?
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There's no reason not to add "shit into a hat and make him wear it" to whatever else we pick, anyway.
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Baby Woodstock
Saturday, August 27, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. | FREE | All Ages
Portland Children’s Museum, 4015 SW Canyon Road
Dust off your dancing shoes and put those bell bottoms on, it’s time to celebrate our annual event, Baby Woodstock. Take in a great musical performance, make your own drum, and decorate your own reusable shopping bag.

Musical Line Up:
10am Brazilian Music with Ronnie Robbins
11:30am Aaron Nigel Smith
1:00pm The Alphabeticians
3:00pm Johnny Kenner

http://www.portlandcm.org/calendar-of-even…
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And make sure he's there for the Alphabeticians. One of them wears a gorilla suit. Or sasquatch suit. Or bear suit. You tell me.

http://www.thealphabeticians.com/
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Make Ned edit a Todd Mecklam blog. Forever.
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Oh, Kiela, you *do* care!
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Make Ned play a singer/songwriter show at the Doug Fir... with all science geek songs.
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Ned can join me next weekend. I'll be drinking bourbon and fighting a bear.
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Dress Ned up all Homelessly and make the so'mabitch spange all day. It'd be interesting to see how much ca$h money he can make and how many people treat him like shit.
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Streak my friend's bachelor party, Saturday August 27th. Friend requested no boobs, he said nothing about no balls.
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OR - if you want to not get arrested for public indecency - recreate Party Boy for his bachelor party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdaXUedobI…

They will be at Grand Central Bowl from 11 PM to 1 AM.

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