This is why I always drink just-ground, fresh-brewed coffee, and why I always eat pot brownies warm, just out of the oven...no freezer burn.

"Coffee" was 50's slang for "Pussy". These commercials are even more offensive than they initially appear to be.

If that's true, then these lines take on a whole new meaning there, Simon.
''Honey, your 'coffee' just doesn't taste any good"

"The desk sargent at the station makes better 'coffee' than this"
"Happiness is a vacation...away from your 'coffee'
"Forget the 'coffee', Marge, it's not very good, I'll just get some at the plant"
Try to do something about your 'coffee" ("Oh I hoped it would be better today")
"This 'coffee' is criminal."