Word is that Gadhafi is in talks to trade one of his secret bank accounts for the city of Molalla, henceforth to be known as Moammarolalla.

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As someone who wasted several years of his life in the rancid, stagnant, dead-end hippie-hole that is Eugene, OR, I can say this: Gadhafi's wardrobe would allow him to fit right in.

Also, nothing ever happens or changes there, so he'd probably be able to hang out without anyone noticing, caring, or even thinking about him for an indefinite period of time.