You know what? She sucked the dick of a high-profile married man and got caught, which sometimes happens to people who suck the penises of married men. She did the exact same thing with a married professor when she attended Lewis and Clark. Remember, we are all responsible for our behavior, good and bad. Clinton did not come out of that fiasco unscathed either

oh please. all she's gotta do it is change the last name and change that same fucking hairstyle she's had for last 20 years. but she won't.

To say that the scandal only had negative effects on her ability to get work is not true. Since the scandal she designed a line of handbags, been a TV correspondent for British Channel 5 & was a spokes person for Jenny Craig.
Maybe she can't find work because she wasted a decade of her life trying to be a celebrity, instead of building up work in a professional field that might allow her to be more than a reference in a late night monolog.

Fug her! For all the reasons stated above!

Wow, this is about as far from the mark as Savage gets.

I thought Monica was an adult when the dress got stained. Oh, that's right, she was! I'm not a big fan of the Clintons, but I agree with Broseph, you're way off the mark on this, Dan. (BTW, do you ever read the comments on the Blogtown reposts of your Slog posts? Give us a sign!)

He should give me money for not blowing him.

Dan, someone's hacked your account and posted this.

It's shitty thoughts like this that have me questioning Dan more and more.
Great sex advice usually, but ...

She kept the dress. She kept it for blackmail. Fuck her. If she had kept her fucking mouth shut, she would have been set for life.

Also...

"If I were a rich mensch, ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum..."

If he were a mensch, he would have gotten her off.