Aw, he wasn't driving drunk - he was sleeping it off in his car. I've always thought that should be legal. You've realized you're too drunk to drive, and are trying to do the right thing, right? That just seems like a BS "gotcha" application of the law.

Is there only one set of footprints across the snow?

Jeebus is friggin huge........or Santa is really tiny.............

Nothing about Serena Williams making an ass of herself at the US Open yesterday?

Is that a gravestone for the actual "Remembering 9-11"? If so, is it because we've forgotten 9-11? Whatever, it's stupid... On to the real story today:

GOOD MORNING, STEVE!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?

GOOD MORNING, GRAHAM!!
and
GOOD MORNING, FRANKIEB!! (No Serena Williams story, since that was mostly a manufactured controversy to get more people to watch the US Open.)

"manufactured" ??? huh?
I didn't see nothing 'manufactured' about it. but more people should watch tennis.
GOOD MORNING RIGHT BACK AT YA!!

(if there is a God, please forgive me for all caps)