The cool thing is that as the story spreads, oodles of people who really don't know just who Ira Glass is will know at least one fact about him: that he smells like vomit.
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! I NOW LIKE PAT BOONE LESS. I DID NOT THINK I COULD DO THAT, AS MY OPINION OF HIM WAS ALREADY QUITE LOW. I HOPE THAT BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM.