As long as there wasn't a dalmatian involved, not sure what the big deal is about those porn flicks. Well, hope they covered the hoses, anyway.

Great. Now I'm jonesing for fried okra. Screw you guys.

GOOD MORNING, DENIS! RICK SANTORUM SEEMED TO BE CALLING FOR COMLETE CELIBACY FROM THE TROOPS. I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW THAT'S GOING TO WORK. BUT IT'S BOUND TO WORK OUT REALLY WELL FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I SOMEHOW DOUBT THAT THE SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRCRAFT FLYERS, AND MARINES WHO MAKE UP THE U.S.A.'S FIGHTING FORCES WANT THE MILITARY TO BE A BIG OL' CHASTITY PARTY. I MAY BE WRONG, BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE JUNK-FREE EUNUCHS WHO THINK OF NAUGHT BUT THEIR DUTY.

ALSO, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS FUCKING OVERRATED AND PEOPLE SHOULD STOP LIKING IT SO MUCH.

GOD BLESS OUR POOPS.

"GOD BLESS OUR PROPS."

FIFY

GOOD MORNING DENIS! GOOD MORNING GRAHAM! GOOD MORNING R3! TOM AND GUSPHASHO TOO! IT'S A GREAT DAY! FRIDAY IS THE BEST.

SANTORUM HAS PROVEN THAT AMERICA NEEDS UNSULLIED FOR OUR FIGHTING FORCE. PURGE OUR FIGHTERS OF ALL DESIRE OTHER THAN THEIR DUTY! MAKE THEM STRANGLE PUPPIES! EUNUCHS! COOL BRONZE CAPS!

@FRUIT CUP: THAT IS A HIGH QUALITY SONG OF ICE AND FIRE REFERENCE. BRAVO!

AFTER THAT LET'S TOTALLY CONQUER YUNKAI AND MEEREEN AND RUSSIA. U-S-A! U-S-A!