"I'm a really great guy. I'm very sweet, handsome, smart, and charming. I can have any girl I want."
Yeah, and I'm shtooping Lassie...*
Also when LAPMDNGTLAHAC tried to lay down the law and say "I told her that it was either marriage or find a new partner", he was already all bollixed up.
"And, she said she wanted to see other men romantically. I started talking about divorce, but she assured me she just wanted to have some fun. So I said ok."
So she tells him exactly what she wants, he approves, and then she does what she said she wanted to do. And then Dan attacks her.
Yeah, and I'm shtooping Lassie...*
Also when LAPMDNGTLAHAC tried to lay down the law and say "I told her that it was either marriage or find a new partner", he was already all bollixed up.
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*Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
So she tells him exactly what she wants, he approves, and then she does what she said she wanted to do. And then Dan attacks her.
What a strange advice columnist.