Jeeze, there are plenty of guys who play football who aren't gay.

That's true Todd, but anybody who wants to watch a bunch of very masculine guys in skintight lycra grunting a lot probably is.

GOOD MORNING, SARAH! HOW ARE YOU?!?

I have a late submission for your Back to School Career Profile: Sexy exotic dancer!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsaqb52y…

Yeah, I'd like to get me a piece of THAT! Amirite?

When we get the low bid, my firm will outsource the prisoners to China.

Am totally convinced that if you bring back "callers help" outsourced U.S people to America, and in return let the call help services who are in India do their job there, there would be less confusion. Besides, the Outsourced speak British ALL the time. (Erasers, Rubbers). "I would like a pack of Rubbers please."