I have an idea: lets tell the Maxes theres a list of ordinary tasks we want them to perform to see which of them would make the better mayor. Then we can get them to do all our chores for us. I have a garden that needs weeding.

THIS TO ME SOUNDS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF VIRAL MARKETING TO CAST GARY BUSEY IN THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE!!!

ALSO: FUCKING HELL; THAT'S THE SCARRIEST HEAD SHOT EVER. KILL IT WITH FIRE!@!!

ALSO, SWEET BURN ON THE FACT THAT MAX THE YOUNGER CAN'T WRITE A DAMN THING WITHOUT TYPOING HIMSELF INTO OBSOLESCENCE.

His eyes seem slightly crazed but if he works at Fred Meyer I can't really blame him for that.

NEVER TRUST A GINGER.

MAX vs MAX

TWO ENTER, ONE LEAVES

Are you sure this dude's name isn't Alfred E. Neuman?

He looks like a ginger Stephen Merchant in that picture.

Kids have many fresh ideas that adults can't learn to overcome cuz their brains are old and stuck in mud of the past.