who the fuck would pay $50 for a piece of cardboard you can strap to your chest?!?! Hey how 'bout this, for $50 I'll draw in a cardboard with some sharpie and we'll call it a day. <3

I mean, even beyond the fact that this costume is offensive to women everywhere, I think the $50 price tag is possibly more offensive than the idea that women love shopping and being in debt.

America's ultimate fetish costume.

Who cares how much it costs? Just put it on your credit card! Whoa, meta....

Meanwhile, since we're going to the same recession-themed party, I'm dressing up as a subprime mortgage.

I'd swipe that!