Oh please, the milk joke is so two weeks ago. Everything you can possibly think of has already been done on the internet and crossposted to Reddit and the Daily What. Just give up trying to be original.
I enjoyed the three guys (one smoking) strolling down 28th dressed as teenage mutant ninja turtles, with green laundry baskets as shells. I figure they were headed to meet the rat and the fourth turtle at a nearby bar.
that's all I got