News Nov 2, 2011 at 9:32 am

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Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I just can't imagine Bieber having a cock to reproduce with......I'm with Bieber on this one; impossible that he's the father of that fetus.
Doogie on November 2, 2011 at 9:37 AM Report this
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Those Greeks! Their whole next year is just going to be drama, drama, drama, drachma.
Todd Mecklem on November 2, 2011 at 10:19 AM Report this
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Zooey might be better at having bangs and wearing tights, but I'm kicking her ass at marriage. SUCK IT, Z.
on November 2, 2011 at 10:23 AM Report this
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Is it Sweden or Denmark that has the 7-year maximum sentence?
ScrumYummy on November 2, 2011 at 11:29 AM Report this

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