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What happened to the American Horror Story Chitty-Chat Club?
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I was taking drugs that day and forgot. It'll be back this week... if I don't take drugs and forget.
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1. The whole episode was a snooze fest, except for the fat zombie ripping in half.

2. Let's face it--the racist just isn't very good at being a racist.

3. Side boob.

4. Shane became a fat retarded hillbilly. It's like Otis's spirit has possessed him!

5. It's funny how everyone cares so emotionally deeply about the boy, but looking for the lost little girl is basically just a chore. Even the mom is like "yeah, we should find my daughter, but I'M SO GLAD YOUR SON IS OKAY!"

6. I wanted to like Hell on Wheels but I got bored 15 minutes in. Zzzzzz.
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I'm really mad they didn't show Short Round and Nineties Hair doing it.

I still want to do it with Shane. But not in Otis' overalls. Major boner killer.

Rick looked so tiny when he took his shirt off.
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YOUR PLACE IS HERE WITH THIS BOY
NO, WE NEED TO GO
I NEED TO PROTECT/SAVE/FIND THE BOY/GIRL

I think I'm done with this show.
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I JUST STARTED WATCHING THIS SHOW FROM THE BEGINING ON NETFLIX.

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GO BACK INTO ATLANTA TO GET THE NAZI CHAINED TO A ROOF? I GAVE UP ON ALL OF THEM AFTER THAT.
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Is the racist guy even still a racist? He seems to bend over backward for everyone else - just in time, I bet, for his brother to somehow magically find them. And how does Michael Rooker seig heil salute missing that hand? That's gotta be awkward at their meetings.
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Lori and Shane were almost interesting for a while because of the whole "are they bad guys or just people stuck in a crazy situation?" But then they turned out to be bad guys. It turns out instead of being complex characters they were baaaad people who had an affaaaaaair.
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1 - Blondie Angrypants is possibly a tee-vee first --- a character written by the NRA.

2 - Glenn doesn't know where to locate a pregnancy test in a drug store??! He doesn't deserve that hot hillbilly daughter.

3 - Zombie-ism is suddenly a water-borne ailment? This seems like a pretty massive problem for the plausibility, but smaller than the implausibility that human bodies, once they get this ailment, somehow don't starve or choke or need a heart or a spine. Would it kill one to trap it under water for a year? Two years? Say, by putting Thor's hammer on its chest? BONUS: that would give us a year or two off from Thor.

4 - "Locate a pregnancy test in a drug store" is a terrible euphemism for what Glenn and that hot woman did during their trip to the drug store.

5 - I'm so glad the writers had Shane carefully walk us through the thoughts that caused him to leave that hillbilly behind at the school (during his 'how to kill someone and then shave your hair happily' discussion with Blondie Angrypants). You wouldn't want to leave that sort of thing to the viewer to sort out.
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1. Dale has got to be the most worthless character I've ever seen. He seems to be the go-to guy for all things mechanic. Are you telling me that Shane I-can't-act McBaldy and Ricky I'm-never-going-to-shower Grimes-y can't fix a motor vehicle? What about the festering wounds oozing all through the well caused him to think that only a bullet to the brain would cause water contamination. And what about all those cows in the pasture. If he'd been in there long enough to grow gills, shouldn't we see Zombie Cow by now? Which in turn would mean more zombies after they eat Zombie Cow? "We need to seal off this well." Really?

2. Blondie Angrypants (thanks @dances) needs to make a trip to the pharmacy. She's all bound up. I'm just sayin'.

3. So we aren't going to see Sheriff Rick anymore? Wakes up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, fights his way to his cheating wife and son, leads the pack to the CDC, and fights his way out, just to give up his vocation after a hunting accident?

4. Why in the world didn't Daryl tell Carol he knows Sophia had spent the night in the house? They are building Daryl up to be a way too likeable character, which will really tick me off when his brother Merle finally does him in.

5. Gotta love T-dog. When are they going to give him some more beefy tasks? He should be kicking @$$ and taking names, not suffering from staph or gangrene for three episodes.

6. Lori. Can't even go there. She's simply - uninteresting.
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Ugh this episode was horrible. There was ONE zombie the entire show, and he looked like a melted (and bloody) marshmallow. Boooooo
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Is there a chitty-chat club for this week's show? I miss the chitty-chat
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I asked my favorite brewpub to show The Walking Dead when the season premier happened and the Hollywood Theater had a fricken line down three blocks. They keep doing it and I get all my beer brought to me at my table in front of monitor. Weeeeee! Best thing is since they have satellite tv I now get to watch it at 8pm instead of 9pm. Woo hoo! I'm not so dead the next Monday morning. Anyone else wants to see it then too go to Columbia River Brewing. Its a couple blocks away from the Hollywood theater but with better beer and not sitting on a spring sticking up from the theater seats.

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