OKAY. I read the first sentence of your P&R recap. And now, it's making me want to bail on the friend I bailed on last night to hang out with you guys. So there's that. My priorities are clearly askew.

Secondly. The computer screen is launching knives into your eyeballs. It's a new computer virus. Sorry?

I once had a dream where I opened an email that had a virus that made my screen poke me in the eyes with two fingers, Three Stooges' style. I woke up laughing. That is all.

But what happened on Whitney!?! I can't bring myself to watch it, but I'm overwhelmed with morbid curiousity.

Andy used his power as Finland's representative to trade his military for all of Africa's lions...