News Nov 29, 2011 at 9:29 am

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Sarah Mirk
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That's funny. We have lots of robots riding fixed gears here in Portland, too.
Snagglepuss on November 29, 2011 at 9:32 AM Report this
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Cain's mistress said her pizza exec lover was very attentive. When she called he'd always get there in 30 minutes or less.
Todd Mecklem on November 29, 2011 at 10:33 AM Report this
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First the machines take their jobs now they are taking their lifestyle.
Rosy on November 29, 2011 at 2:02 PM Report this
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First the machines take their jobs now they are taking their lifestyle.
Rosy on November 29, 2011 at 2:02 PM Report this
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But can they love?
on November 29, 2011 at 6:21 PM Report this
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@smirk. why would you want Cain out of the race? he's the funniest train-wreak by a mile.
on November 29, 2011 at 7:19 PM Report this
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Great, not only are robots going to kill us in a fiery Armageddon, they are going to act like they are so much cooler than us while they are doing it.
Chris Freeman on November 30, 2011 at 1:42 AM Report this

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