Yes. You are absolutely right to feel cheated by your dream. Next time you run into your subconscious, kick him in the nuts.

Yes, but you should be pissed at yourself because (a.) everyone in your dreams is an aspect of you and (b.) you should have awesome dreams, not stupid frustrating dreams. But at least she was hot.

You should go see a doctor, not a shrink, about that.

To repeat @TK --everything in your dream is aspect of you and the problems you are dealing with.

Paging Dr. Jung. Humpy's persona's pissed at his anima.

IT'S LIKE SEXUALLY HARRASING YOURSELF IF YOU'RE HERMAN CAIN'S SUBCONSIOUS.

I used to think every Blogtown Ethicist was secretly about me. I think this NO LONGER.

You're lucky she didn't say OK but then your penis turned into a cheeto and broke into powdery orange bits. That one can be annoying too.

WAIT. If this hot naked chick was an "aspect of me," then why wouldn't I at least orally gratify myself? (And don't say "because you're not limber enough" because I AM.)

Fuck! Now I'm going to have dreams about Todd Mecklem's cheeto-cock!
In regards to your dream, Humpy: I think that had the frustration continued, at some point you were going to start suggesting some really nasty- yet somehow more plausible than penetration or mouth play- shit, so the part of your brain that REALLY didn't want to see that shit woke you up. Purely a mental self-defense mechanism.

Cheeto cock, lol.

@humpy: Self-loathing, I guess.