THAT IS NOT A VAN.

How is that not a Van Graham?

I was gonna say its a teleportation device Boxy.

Do you know me from High School? Cuz there where a lot of disguised conservatives, stuck ups, and bully gay bashing and shit, who then turned chicken shit when somebody confronted them.

Aaallll very "liberal".

Good riddance to them, never had any friendly or personal contact in my social circles with "those types" of people again.

Upper-floor rooms are safer. Unless there's a fire. You really just can't win.

I'm going to start a band and call it "Van Graham."

It's probably wheelchair accessible, so they call it a van.
A school bus driver fell asleep behind the wheel on I-5 recently too. It makes me wonder if they get their coffee at the same place, or something.

"Hey, someone call a taxi?"

Oregometry: Camper Van Graham.