Another question...Why do so many parents allow their very young daughters to dress in skirts that barely cover their asses? Seriously, I'm talking the 12 and under crowd. My wife and I just kept looking at each other like "Jesus Christ!" We're all for slutty, but sluts should be able to vote.

You more or less have two options for fake snow on stage. One is a machine that basically blows soap bubbles. Those are nice, but then you've got people trying to dance on a soapy stage.

The ones shown in that photo -I'm pretty damn sure- are the other kind, which is torn up plastic. It's a bit more snow-like, but imagine accidentally inhaling some of that.

Not that that ever happens, of course.