Fred was just on the Kathie Lee and Hoda hour of the Today Show.

It's one long cut lengthwise up the arm right? Not side to side?

Make it stop.

(For the record, having lived in Seattle for awhile, it is bigger and stronger, but most definitely not cooler than Portland. If anything, it feels kind of uptight and square when I go up there.)

Pooping back and forth, forever.

I don't even know what a shrug is, no wonder I can't make time with tattooed girls.

I've always chuckled at that Seattle attitude. Fact is, they just couldn't hold back from climaxing too soon. Portland's going all night.

That's silly, jake, Portland doesn't end at 39th. Only the good part does.

You piece a few of Carrie's quotes together and the contradictions are glaring. We are apparently either a city defined by well-offs obsessed with minutaie or layabouts stacked neck-high in small apartments. I do know these descriptors are played up for the sake of the show. I'm not insulted. I'm not. But it all seems lazy. And I know people in both camps. But the vast majority of people I know bust their ass at what they do, are obsessed with inconsequential minutaie (sorry, this is pretty universal), many of them also stacked up in apartments.

I love that culture gabfest pod. Why haven't I heard of this until now? Instantly smitten.

Also, Seattle is far more uninteresting and stagnant than Portland.

If I want a humorous, well informed critique of our city, I'll ask Andy from Beaverton.